Lucky Thirteen

More like unlucky 38, am I right folks?

Previously on Phil’s Newsletter: We had a great Divergent League Baseball opening day, 3D printed some housewares, plus I got a cheap guitar and was pleasantly surprised.

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It’s Thursday, and you know what that means… it’s time for Phil’s Newsletter.

First and foremost on my mind today is how thankful I am that nothing happened.

Inauguration Day came and went like it has for 200 years. We were all sitting here holding just a bit more of our breath hour by hour waiting for the other shoe to drop, the dangerously-deluded Q followers were all amped up for the Big Thing That Was Supposed To Happen… and nothing. Unsurprisingly, those followers are freaking the hell out. The Reddit threads feature people being physically attacked by broken Q-pilled relatives, friends, and lovers. The damage will take a generation to even fully understand.

And people all over the globe wept! With joy and fear and in some cases not even knowing why. I kept seeing variations on the phrase “exhaling the breath you did not know you were holding.” I get it.

Joe Biden is the president. Overall this is an improvement… but we are not out of the woods, riding hoods. The real work of dismantling white supremacy and the carceral state remains for us.

More Importantly, Divergent League Baseball Now Has A Podcast

The 1993 Divergent League Baseball season is in full swing, and this season is just too big to be confined to Twitch streams and blog posts.

That’s right- all things must in this vile land, Divergent League has expanded to include a podcast. Divergent League Update is a brisk dive into the standings, stats, and surprises of the league hosted by me. Episodes probably won’t be more than 5 minutes long.

New episodes come out on Fridays and you can subscribe via any of your fav podcast services or apps like so:

Episode 1 is available to listen to on the website. Subscribers to my Patreon will get higher quality versions. So far we’ve seen a couple of surprises in the season, with the CPU-controlled Orioles having a crazy good start for one, and Steve Finley leading the league in home runs. I hope you’ll subscribe and listen.

This Saturday 1/23: RetroStrange Movie Night #17

This weekend is RetroStrange Movie Night but it is also our dear friend Sandra’s birthday. Noah and I decided to mash these two things up, and turned the programming decisions for this weekend’s show over to the birthday girl.

She didn’t disappoint! As a result we’re going to do something a little different than our usual and screen some fairy tales from the public domain, probably some cartoons in there too. Just keepin it real low-key. It’s been a long 4 years, you know? Drop by the Discord and say hi.

Did you know thatif you have Amazon Prime you can give me free money? Here’s how to use your free Prime subscription to subscribe to my channel, extrafuture. You’ll unlock no-ads-mode and get a shout out during our broadcasts, plus some other perks we have not announced yet.

Boundless affection to tetris, mrsugarmuffin, smashjax666, urstarstuff, katanma and d_hock, onbase85, freshpoetic, and seamuscalder for subscribing to the Twitch channel this month. You are shining beacons of decency in a time of asshattery.

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My birthday is February 1st

I know this because the calendar reminds me. A couple of you are extremely sweet and asked me what I wanted for my birthday since we can’t meet up and go out carousing as usual. Here are some suggestions:

The absolute best, free, thing you can do for me is to share my Patreon, this Newsletter, or my Twitch channel on your Twitter, Facebook, or whatnot! It is balls crazy how much one or two of you sharing these posts increases the subscribers, traffic, and helps keep me on this side of financial solvency. Tell your friends. It helps.

No matter what you do don’t do, thank you for being here, and thank you for reading. I’ll see you next week.

— Phil